Norton AntiVirus detects itself!
While I was on my Emachines computer, the funniest message poped up:
I am not sure what to make of it......
posted by Geraldo at Large @ 1:06 PM
Geraldo at Large2
Saturday, September 09, 2006
I am not sure what to make of it......
15 Comments:
Have a Beer and watch a good movie...
Symantec will fix it in the morming...
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Wow .. this is worth a laugh or 2 or .... Ok second off, stop using Norton and use NOD32. Much better. Less resource hogging.
fake
Could be that a virus infected Norton though they usually work to prevent it from running in the first place.
I think there are the database of virus in the software of anti-virus, so usually they detect themselves as virus.
hmmm...I think it's a fake...
fake. Misaligned text on second column
Norton = shit.
Anti-Virus Companies tend to have things called False Positives, and because a lot of detecting and removal files contain code that "looks" like an infection, that harmless file will get detected until the company puts the file on their Ignore list.
Its just a silly mistake that allows us to laugh at norton
It's most likely a fake, but it's still funny as all hell! Norton's Internet Suite pretty much acts like a virus anyway. Every system I've seen it run on suddenly starts running very very slowly for no reason and it only goes away only after removing Norton from the system.
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use AVG or else shut up
hehehehehe
its a photoshop manipulation
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